网上有 荆轲刺秦王 的英语小剧 挺没有错的如下就是 旁白(Aside )/先容（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he f#led. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, net show will tell you the truth. Action I 太子丹（上，取出镜子梳头，干自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (绘外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹得意状) Thank u mirror! （面临看众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror s#d I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大呼) Where is my minister? 织梦内容经管系统 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I aming. 太子丹：I’ve told you ag#n and ag#n that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作宰状） 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most epensivemodity in this century? Talent!（两十一世纪最必要的是甚么，人材！这句话要跟看众接淌，最佳由看众往返答，然后拍阿三肩膀，干称许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes. Action II （《十面埋藏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐） 荆轲 Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁 Yes. 荆轲 dedecms.com OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁 Are you challenging me? 荆轲 Off course! 耸耸肩意味共意 李莫愁 Come on! 音乐起 二人冲向前来 “人在江湖漂啊，哪有没有打刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，二刀砍死你啊。。。。” 李莫愁倒地 荆轲大笑 李莫愁疼苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个别必要情由么，没有必要么，必要么？） 李莫愁：Momma always s#d: "Life is like a bo of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. 荆轲再次大笑 太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 原文来自织梦 荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里取出一卷纸，上头写着： To be or not to be, that's a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的好女，激励状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. 荆柯（淌口水）：I have to say she is a very sey and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? What’s the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 织梦内容经管系统 阿三：Ecuse me? What’s the TCM? 看众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . 太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荆柯（激励）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight. 阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你没有是实的想要吧？莫非你实的想要吗…… （《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先取阿三跳探戈，拥进怀中，又甩出往，阿三干吐逆状。然后荆轲取太子丹跳伦巴，结尾太子丹晃一个女性化的造型，向后曲腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲干调戏状。） 荆柯(殷切状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹取阿三（碰胯，击掌）Yeah! Action Ш 织梦美，美织梦 （《谎话西游》大旨弯响起） 荆珂挽着老婆，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. （太子丹，阿三下。泊顿。《泰坦尼克号》大旨弯起，荆轲取老婆干Jack以及rose在舟头的经典造型，猛然荆轲观到一个好女——此时一此中邦古典好女源委，向荆轲扔媚眼，并扔下定情手绢。荆轲得意的盯着好女观，老婆察觉没有对于，扭过火来。） 荆珂（赶紧检点）：Darling, I love you. 老婆：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） 荆珂(淌泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是全国末日尔皆会爱着你，选自《飘》) 老婆：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here w#ting for you. 荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号重舟时，Jack对于Rose的倾吐）. 织梦美，美织梦 老婆:"I promise." 荆轲:"Never let go. “ 老婆:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go." （荆轲的发音以及jack很像，因而添了少许《泰坦尼克号》的台词。） 老婆奋斗挤出几滴眼泪， 荆珂上舟，垂垂遥往 老婆：It’s a good day to die. Nevere back. Never…… Never…… 老婆(取出手机拨号，阿三交手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your ount. 阿三：Okay okay! 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. The End本人把服装筹备一下，路具筹备一下，挺没有错的哦！
